Month – October 2009

Satan causes cavities and weight gain, too.

This year’s crop of Halloween candy is demon-possessed, according to Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network. Apparently, witches curse the sugar-filled confections before they’re shipped to grocery stores across America. These witches, I’m guessing, are part of a Prince of Darkness job-retraining program. Thanks to the rise of compact discs and MP3 players, the devils who […]

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