Comments on: Satan causes cavities and weight gain, too.

By: Caleb Powers

Caleb Powers — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:52:13 +0000

Fr. Van, would that be considered an exercism?

By: Fr. Van Windsor

Fr. Van Windsor — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:21:23 +0000

I don’t know much about exorcisms, but in this case I would suggest less candy and more exercise..

By: Caleb Powers

Caleb Powers — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:14:02 +0000

Mark, I think Fr. Van can help with that, if the demons respond to Anglican exorcisms . . .

By: Mark

Mark — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:52:59 +0000

When my daughter threw up last night, we thought it was just too much candy. Now we realize that it was the demon assigned to Crunch bars. Anyone know the number of a good exorcist?

By: Lou

Lou — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:31:13 +0000

Say Pat…sounds like you’re losing it. Did someone whisper to you that witches are cursing our candy…hmmmm? You’re a little flakie with that one, and losing credibility fast. Maybe you should check yourself into the nearest psycho ward, just to be on the safe side. Don’t let the witches and goblins getcha tonight, Pat. Happy Halloween!

By: Caleb Powers

Caleb Powers — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:46:02 +0000

What about the two dentists who don’t agree???

By: Storm

Storm — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:42:41 +0000

This story made me giggle but the comments were awesome. You guys made me laugh so hard I cried funny tears.

By: Fr. Van Windsor

Fr. Van Windsor — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:28:25 +0000

8 out of 10 dentists agree…

By: jdhog21

jdhog21 — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:15:00 +0000

BORING!!

By: txarman

txarman — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:01:14 +0000

Pat Roberson’s rep must be one of the stupid people out their.

By: kevin nodine

kevin nodine — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:59:09 +0000

your so full of bull cookies satan makes you fat and bad teeth ha ha ha there is no god and no satan get a life satan is behind fructose syrup ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not

By: Caleb Powers

Caleb Powers — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:24:51 +0000

My understanding, to the extent I could make it out through the Bengali accent, the Indian witches are all considered part time, have no benefits, and work for less than American minimum wage. However, the few American witches left are unionized, have topnotch health care (much of it based on potions, though), dental benefits (which they desperately needed), and a great 401-k plan.

By: so and so

so and so — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:20:39 +0000

r u for real?

By: Sophia Katt

Sophia Katt — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:41:37 +0000

Satan is behind high-fructose corn syrup, too.

By: Ken

Ken — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:48:12 +0000

Pat Robertson…that rings a bell. This is the guy that predicted several years ago that the world would come to an end in 2000…correct?

By: Bene D

Bene D — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:47:13 +0000

So are the witches hired by the candy companies unionized or do they work for minimum wage? Is this seasonal employment?

By: perplexed

perplexed — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:50:59 +0000

Well, I’m glad we cleared this up.

By: Caleb Powers

Caleb Powers — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:12:39 +0000

You know, Frank, it’s getting harder and harder to get a curse placed by a domestic witch. I tried to get one the other day, and was transferred to a call center in India where the witch thought “eye of Newt” was a Republican talk show.